8/6/96 - Welcome to the Welcome to the Welcome to the introduction page page page!

Yes, in our ongoing effort to continue rearranging things to make it look like we're actually adding useful, interesting material to this site, I give to you, the new Introduction page.

"What's an introduction page?" you nesciently query. Well, it's sort of a page to replace the prolegomenous section that normally appeared on the main page. But it's more than that. It's something that you can actually look forward to reading, since it's sure to always contain the same witty, dry, often nauseatingly sardonic content you've come to expect from Pinback's Web Central.

"Did you just buy a thesaurus?" Yes.

"What do 'nesciently' and 'prolegomenous' mean?" I don't know.

Anyway, I'd like to thank everyone that actually visits this site often enough to notice when anything has changed on it. If you are one of these people, why don't you consider just dropping me a line to let me know, and then I'll put up a page of Pinback's Geekwad Army or something like that, so you losers can feel significant. [I told you not to call your readers losers.] Oh, right. Uhh... Well, thanks again, everyone!

Enjoy the page!

[Forget it, now they're all pissed. You may have to give them money.]


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