Pinback's Mom's Webpage

Hi! I'm Pinback's mom! Welcome to my webpage!

I didn't really write this, of course, since I wouldn't know how to set up a webpage even if I wanted to, which of course I don't, because I'm far too busy playing golf and spending all the money I that I would be sending to my son on a weekly basis if I really loved him.

Here is a picture of me:

:)

Here is a nude picture of me:

:)-8-<

Here is a nude picture of me wearing a chef's hat and holding a baseball bat:

@=:)-!-<

My son has way too much free time on his hands, obviously. I will send him money out of pity now.

Pinback's Web Central

This page and the contents therein (except where otherwise attributed) are copyright (c) 1997, 1998, by Ben Parrish.
That was in case any of you devious types were thinking of stealing all my cool stuff. So there.

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