Pinback's List of Wrong Links
The internet is largely a wonderfully diverse and stimulating source of
information. However, it has also been perverted into a method of
distributing some of the most vile, offensive, and otherwise
wrong material that humanity has to offer.
This is my list of such links. I heartily encourage you to not,
under any circumstances, visit the following websites, to which I have
included convenient hyperlinks.
Really. This is important. For you. For your children. For your
planet.
The Wrong Links
- Cyberbabes -
I found out that the reason this one wasn't getting updated was because it
had moved, and nobody told me. The new address is "www.babeliscious.com".
I know you're saying, "babeLISCIOUS?!" Hey, nobody said perverts knew how
to spel.
- Asia Carrera's Home Page -
The only thing worse than a site that peddles pornography is a site that
was actually designed and implemented by someone involved in pornography.
Particularly when she makes the pages this difficult to navigate.
- Neriah Davis Gallery
- Again, I cannot stress enough how fundamentally against
pictures of nude women I am. Especially ones who are this put together.
- Gallery of Intense Death -
Some call it
the ultimate spiritual catharsis, coming face to face with man's
mortality. I call it a bunch of morbid sickos distributing revolting
pictures of dead people. If you visit this place, you are
definitely in need of psychiatric help, even though the
multimedia
section for some reason doesn't have the Budd Dwyer tape on
it. [Author's Note: This one really is pretty bad. Of all the links
on this page you shouldn't visit, you may want to actually heed the advice
for this one.]
- Skin Disease Weekly -
Thanks to sigue for this
repugnant
addition, exploiting and ridiculing the misfortunes of others. I would be
even more incensed, except the URL makes me laugh every time.
- The Old Folks'
Home - I was truly appalled by this site which continually promotes
its maxim, "Old People Suck!" This site is bad for the elderly, who will
certainly be outraged and offended, but it's also wrong for our youth, who
may get the idea that old people are just bitter, grumpy, and rude, like
that woman in the grocery store last week who was screaming at the cashier
because she asked for the sauce on her sandwich to be on the side, and
that she'd never ever shop there again, except she used a lot stronger
language.
- The Dilbert
Zone - Well, I mean...everyone already visits this one every day. Why
not be different? It's wrong to do what everyone else does, because it
makes the page take longer to load.
Thank you for not visiting these sites. I will continue to add new sites
as I do not check them out.
If you have any suggestions for Wrong Links, please mail them to me.
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That was in case any of you devious types were thinking of stealing all my cool stuff. So there.
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