The PWC2 Introduction

I no understand dis. First he say, "Ohhh, you sponsor my dumb goddamn website and you get lots of customers from it." That a lot of booshit, because two month later he shut da damn site down and my place go outta business. Now three, four year later he come back and say "Oh, you needa write a intro for the new site!" Of course, I tell him to shove that up his dumb American... how you say dat... "poop chute".

First of all, why the hell he not write his dumb intro himself, if dis gonna be the very first one on da new goddamn site?? He already treating you people like booshit already. What is dis booshit? "Here, ya, here, welcome to my new stupid goddamn site. Oh by da way, I not gonna write anything on it. I just gonna do polls to ask how often you jerk off because I got no life and you not care anyway." ASSHOLE.

So when he come to me and say write da goddamn intro, I say: "FUCK you! Fuck!" But he not go away, and keep calling and calling like da dumb goddamn American asshole dat he is. I tell him, "You better knock off all dis booshit or I calling the police and da goddamn phone company and get your ass in jail!" I thought this would be da end of it. Unfortunately my wife heard me yelling at dis asshole. Yah, I got married, don't look so goddamn surprised. Fuck you.

Now dis bitch all up in my face, "Ohh, you not talk to customer like dat..." I like, "Bitch, dis no customer, he dat asshole widda website, and second of all, you dumb Chinese whore, we don't GOT no customer no more because dis son of bitch took da goddamn website down!!" She start crying and say, "Why you call me Chinese whore, you Chinese too!!" So I say, "FUCK you! Goddamn bitch! Go siddown over there before I stick dis wok brush up your nose."

But now she all crying and I like, "Awww, what is dis crying booshit!! Stop dat!!" But da bitch don't stop crying, so if I gonna quiet da whore down, she say I gotta write dis dumb goddamn dumb booshit intro for dat dumb goddamn American asshole.

So here your goddamn intro! You no like it, stick it up your asshole! Welcome to da goddamn new website!!! Fuck!