Ben's Sobriety Page   

I made this page because I ain't joining no damn AA, but I still want my little buttons or chits or whatever the hell they call them that you get after you've been off the sauce for a particular period of time. Plus, I am to understand that they do NOT give out "two-week buttons", but I definitely want a two-week button, so I'm giving it to myself, TODAY. Don't like it? SUCK ME.

Button Type Button Date
Two Weeks 7/26/2004
One Month 8/12/2004
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