Please mail me with your vote. I understand this is a lot of responsibility I'm burdening you with, and I don't think you can handle it. This is really a horrible idea.

• Facial Hair #1: "Before"
• Facial Hair #2: "Goatee"
• Facial Hair #3: "Satanic Cult"
• Facial Hair #4: "What I Want To Be When I Grow Up" WARNING: Extremely offensive.
• Facial Hair #5a: "After"
• Facial Hair #5b: "Why I Wore A Beard In The First Place"
• Facial Hair #5c: "I Am Gay" WARNING: Extremely gay.