This is wrong. This is wrong on many levels. I just want it stated up front that I don't agree with this, and I will be happy on the day there's enough support from the readership of this site to rise up and champion the just cause of having this page removed.

This is wrong primarily because pornography is an ugly, morally corrupt part of our society, not only for the obvious dehumanization and objectification of women, but for the destruction of the very fabric of society by befouling and reprogramming men's concept of what a "woman" should be, often leaving them socially debilitated at a saddeningly young age. This is also wrong from a more practical perspective, due to the fact that most of the content on this page is illegally distributed material, scanned and duplicated without authority from commercially available magazines. I do encourage anyone with connections to any of the magazines in question to alert them to this site as soon as possible, and encourage them to take whatever legal action is necessary to have this page removed. Hopefully, forever.

However, I vow to do my part to make this whole experience as tolerable and tasteful as possible. Toward this end, I will be presenting ten pornographic images per week, all of the "soft-core" variety, all of exceptionally high scan quality, and all with what I perceive to be artistically redeeming characteristics. This of course is subjective, but as I am being forced to engage in this outrageous exercise, I believe I should be able to exact some sense of authorship from it.

I encourage you all to voice your opinions about this page, or the images contained therein, on the BBS, which you can access by clicking here. I apologize for this. I apologize for all of this.

Due to thankfully limited diskspace for this nonsense, only the most recent week's full-sized pictures are available. The rest are kept in a special archive, hidden from the innocent, unsuspecting eyes of decent people like yourselves. However, if you would care to lower yourself to the demeaning level of requesting old photos, send such requests to me. For shame.

Let us begin.

UPDATE: 5/2/2001 -- Due to the incredibly "enthusiastic" response to this page, I have made a minor modification to the method in which these photos will be presented. Instead of ten new pictures every week, I will now be presenting one new picture every ten years. Therefore, enjoy this decade's picture, and check back in 2011 for the next one.

UPDATE: 10/5/2011 -- One thing people always say about me is, "he sure always updates his websites on a timely basis!"