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My NoLimits Page   .   .   .   The Real NoLimits Page



  NEWS --

  11/20/2001

Updated the NoLimits page with my newest, critically acclaimed coaster. I swear I'm gonna write a review for this program real soon now. Here's a sneak preview, though: It's good.
  11/9/2001
In honor of the release of the above software product, I've created an entire page dedicated to it. I'm sure you'll wanna check in there at least four or five times an hour.

Quick update: I actually put a coaster there that I built. It's really bad, but there's screenshots to show you just how easy it is to put together something that looks really cool (but in actuality is smashingly mediocre.)

NEWS ARCHIVE

Handy Dandy Guide to Jetstream
Hi. Welcome to Jetstream, where we feature all of the best web content you're likely to find, as long as you restrict your search to webpages constructed primarily while the author is at work and his boss isn't here. We're currently offering the following exciting menu choices:
  • Columns -- Often humorous, always 99% spelling-mistake-free columns written by the webmaster, your friend and lover, Ben Parrish.
  • Tradewinds -- Artistic authorings from Jetstream readers (and anyone else who sends me stuff.)
  • Reviews -- We're nothing if not opinionated. Come, read about some of our opinionation.
  • Coasters -- A specialized section focusing on roller coasters. Why roller coasters? I forget.
  • BBS -- Make yourself heard. Or just make up a name and start screaming obscenities.
Be sure to make Jetstream a part of your day! Come on, get with the program.

  BONUS MATERIAL --

OTHER STUFF I AM DOING
Ben's NoLimits Page -- Rich, creamy coaster goodness.
The Fatass Deathmatch Challenge -- Christ, man, look at yourself.
Ben's 2001 Poker Chart -- My progress at the card table in this foul Year of our Lord 2001.
The Three Faces of Ben -- The horror. The horror.
My Matchmaker Personals Ad -- Please like me.
The Verse Project
OTHER STUFF I HAVE DONE
The Ben Parrish Memorial Website -- The excruciatingly short-lived website that happened before this one.
Pinback's Web Central -- The website before that.
The Perimeter -- The website before that.
Pong FAQ -- My first internet publication.
OTHER PLACES YOU SHOULD GO
Reviews From Trotting Krips -- Come and listen, as a bunch of brilliant wackjobs tell you all about interactive fiction... and life.
Walter Miller's Home Page -- In some strange way, the inspiration for this, and all of my other webpages.
The Onion -- Still the funniest website on the internet.
The Neil Rogers Show -- The greatest show in the history of radio.
The Phil Hendrie Show -- The other greatest show in the history of radio.
The Parrish Place -- What is this guy's problem?
eToys -- I work there. Buy lots of toys so I can get paid.

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